Wednesday, March 18, 2009

They don't make em like that anymore...

Sofia Staks Muscle Control
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The late, great Sofia Staks bounces her boobies (without touching them!)

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Someone's Cloggin My Tubes!

Mega geile Euter
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So firstly here is Mandy Mountjoy, whom I believe shared her unreal figure with the lovely Cindy Fulsom. Still, I'd kill for nipples like that...

In shittier news, My internet is crappy is making it impossible to upload so until I move to better service this might be a lot of pics and vids. I'll still update as much as I can so let me know what you want to see!

-CG

Friday, March 13, 2009

Sucking

Caribbeancafe
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My favorite thing in the world is sucking nipples. If I had it my way, any girl that wanted could be big enough that she could suck her own nipples, or have 2 other girls do it for her.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Screenshot from heaven?


You be the judge.

Jennifer 17

JenniferB
Video sent by basis5

And, the longest video I could find. All others are more than welcome! Special Thanks to Daily Motion and the awesome peoples who posted these!

So: is she real?

I say, does it matter?

Check out the full story here!

Jennifer 16

Jenny B
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She stands tall, shows her butt and jiggles some more. I don't think they look fake at all, except for the nipple rings...

Jennifer 15

Jenny B
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This might be a repost, but I see something between her legs and from here it doesn't look male...

Jennifer 14

Jennifer B
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She stands so we can see them hang. The way she jiggles and the side view further drives home the 'real' feel. But, who knows...not me!

Jennifer 13

Video Jennifer
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I hope I'm not posting some of these twice...

Jennifer 12

Jennifers bra
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Good video all around. I like her bra. Is there something between her legs...?

Jennifer 11

JenniferB
Video sent by awsomekarate

SOUND!!!

Jennifer 10

Jennifer
Video sent by michelney1

Not much new here, but look at how they move when she hefts them. I've never seen latex behave like that before...

Jennifer 9

Jennifer
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Man hands? What about voice? She obviously had some kind of a cam and I think a man-voice would be way more of a giveaway than man-hands.

Jennifer 8

Jennifer
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I love how her nipples poke against the bra. Also, another good side view.

Jennifer 7

Jennifer
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Shorter, but another good side view.

Jennifer 6

Jennifer
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I must be posting these backwards...oh well. The side view shows how long they look and adds to the real column for me.

Jennifer 5

Jennifer
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I love the heart on this one. That bikini looks way to small for her. I wish I could see what she's rubbing between her legs...

Jennifer 4

Jennifer
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They look pretty, real and pretty real to me.

Jennifer 3

Jennifer
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I've heard her breast are fake but I see no scars or attachments. And look at how they move...[mesmerized]

credit to bbwluv

Jennifer 2

Jennifer
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What is that ring below her waist pierced to?

Jennys milkcans

Jennys milkcans
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From JenniferB, a german model who used to do webcam shows. I'll be posting as much info as I can about her soon...

JenniferB: The Myth, The Legend

There is a world of amateur modeling outside of the normal pay n play websites that makes use of webcams and connects models, as well as just plain old folk like you and me, to each other for video chats. A great way for a model to reach fans or jump-start a career, such as with the lovely Taylor Stevens or Casssidy.

You can definitely find some of the Biggest Boobs on a webcam, but this post is about one particularly controversial set and the 'woman' who claimed them: JenniferB Check out all the videos posted before for a more visually stimulating version of the awesome.

As seen in the last post, her breasts are unreal! Long, hefty, big and dark areola with nicely protruding nipples. They're perfect in many ways, and a lot of people say they are too perfect.

Go to most message boards and you'll find many a poster claiming this is a man/herm/tranny who shaved his legs and got some huge latex boobs on and went nuts.

So: what do you think. These are the various arguments I've heard:
  • She's got a penis! Look, there it is, between her legs!!
  • Look at those man-hands! She could break a lobster in twain with those!!
  • She never shows her face! Obviously she's hiding her beard and adams apple!!
  • Clearly when she shows her butt you can see male figure! That flat butt belongs to a man!!
  • Her nipple rings look pushed on and fake! No woman would have nipples like that!!
  • Those are way too big! They don't even move like real boobs so they must be latex!!
  • Et cetera...
Check the videos below and leave comments on ones where you see evidence clearly pointing to her manliness or manhood or whatever.

My guess? I don't really know. The way her breasts move and jiggle look very real to me, much more so than the latex ladies such as Cindy and Zena Fulsom, or Mandy Mountjoy [who I believe used the same pair cindy did...gross]. Here's Zena and some video of Cindy "doing hardcore," let me know if those look like Jennifer's in some way.



Now, of course they could be fake and just be really good, but why spend all the time to get into such an elaborate guise that must take at least an hour to fully get on for some webcam stuff? Also, if they were fake where did she get such great fake boobs? The only ones I've seen that nice [real, plush and able to squirt milk] are from Mastasia, which is another great site for those of you on the more fantasy aspect of things.

To me, it doesn't matter if they're real or fake, or even if she's got a penis instead of a larger-than-normal clit because all I see when I watch these videos are what I love watching: a beautiful women playing with her enormous breasts.


Anyway, thanks for reading and let me know what you think. Also, feel free to check out myspace and become my friend or whatever. Lastly, let me know what you like and would like to see on here! I'm open to all things involving huge boobs including inflation, expansion and all that good stuff. Drop me a line anytime, just be patient in my returns because I'm really busy with work at the moment and am not able to get online as much as I would like.

TTFN,
-CG

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

My Space

So I finally got one of those damn sites and if you're interested please friend me:

http://www.myspace.com/colonelgentlesir

I've actually spent a lot of time friending every hot piece of tail I've come across for the last few days! Really though, it's nice to see so many people who are willing to put themselves and their loves out there for the world to see, as well as to find community where none may have been before.

Though I'll probably use the account mostly to promote this blog, I'll let y'all know if I find anything good. So far I've seen a lot of girls there who are probably guys [so pathetic] and a lot of fan sites. Still, I guess that's bound to happen when you let people go crazy on the internet.

Anyway, here's those videos I was promising earlier of Chelsea pre and post drainings. I like to watch the post first and pretend she got back from the good doctor with some crazy huge new boobies! Let me know if there's anyone I should mention or post about in the future, who your favorites are and what you like because this site is for you as much as for me!

-CG

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Bra sizing for Dummies: A Public Service Announcement

So in my many years of looking for beautiful women with the biggest breasts, I've found a lot of mystery over how exactly those fancy numbers and letters are assigned. Though there are many different sites that offer help I find that many people still have a hard time understanding the difference between a 34DD and a 38D, as well as models that post ridiculous sizes like 153XXX and just add so much unneeded confusion to it. For those of you looking for resources about large bras check out Bravissimo, I found them on hiddenfeet, a great resource for large-breasted women being proud [side note, DON'T TROLL THEIR SITE! These women are not models looking for attention but women who want to live normal, healthy lives and even the well-endowed deserve respect].

Anyway, From what I've read basically the only thing that really matters to those of us searching for the biggest breasts are the letters. As shown here, the cup size is what actually determines how large the breasts actually are, while the numbers are simply a measure of how big the woman's rib cage is. So, back to our example, the woman in a 34DD would have breasts one inch larger on a frame 4 inches smaller than the 38D.

The hard math goes like this: After finding the "band size" around the ribs and "bust size" over the nipples, you subtract the larger from the smaller and difference gives us the cup number, with A = 1", B = 2", J = 10" and so on. So, when a model posts something crazy like 153XXX, they're probably telling the bust size and not the actual band size because most guys just won't know the difference and think "damn, my last gf was only a 36C, this girl must be huge!"

The other mystery is the double letters: Which is bigger, a 28DDD or a 28F? Though the answer depends on who made the bra, the real answer is nothing! After D, every consecutive letter can be expressed as a number of D's, such as E=DD, F=DDD and so fourth. But what about HH or GG? I've always followed suit that the extra letters only meant 1 more inch on the scale, so an HH is also considered an I cup. I can understand why models would choose to say HH instead of I, two H's just sound so much bigger by comparison and look bigger too! If I say HH versus III, I would assume the HH is bigger when in fact the III is actually a K, muuuuch larger. In any case, what do you do? Just know your alphabet and reduce multiple letters to their single letter counterpart [HHH=J, DDD=F and so on] because it makes it a bit easier to compare apples to oranges, or perhaps watermelons to pumpkins ;)

Below we see Fuko, the Japanese phenomenon with P-cup breasts! Out and in a bra, for comparison

Of course, there is no standard among bra companies, or countries for that matter, so when I hear the famous Fuko is a P-cup, I have to wonder if their use of centimeters has anything to do with it. Also, seeing conversion charts from US to UK also leaves me to wonder: is Rachel's JJ cup the same in the states? I suppose these are questions best left unanswered because everyone knows there is so much more to a woman the numbers defining the bra she wears.

Anyway, I hope this has been helpful in categorizing models better and at least helping to understand that most wonderful of inventions: the bra. Next time it'll be back to business as we travel back and look at old favorites and talk about our world without mega-implants.

Cheers,
CG

Friday, February 27, 2009

The Biggest of Britan: Rachel Aldana

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

The Biggest in the states: Chelsea Charms

I can't make a blog called The Biggest Boobs Around the World and start with anyone less lovely, nice, warm, and charming [punny!] than the one and only Chelsea Charms!

This incredible woman, though not a record holder, does have a very special pair of breasts that actually GROW BIGGER. Along with her petite frame and lovely curves are also accentuated by her enormous breasts.
Chelsea considers herself a more of a dancer than a model and constantly tours across the US and even abroad, on occasion. She specializes in private dances as well so for a hefty sum you can get up close and personal with her hefty sums. Below we see her next to fellow entertainers Colt 45 and Echo Valley, and you can easily how she stacks up, even when she's not at her biggest!


Her site claims she has a 153XXX-23-34 stats but due to her fantastic implants that cup size is more often than not changing. The 153 is also probably around the bust and there for guys who don't understand how bras work and are sized. But that is for another time.

Chelsea is one of the few people who were given polypropylene or "string" breast implants, which actually expand constantly after being implanted. If you want the details on how feel free to read the links but basically it means her breasts are constantly filling up and getting bigger all the time, making her every breast expansion lover's dream come true! She does have her breasts drained on occasion, otherwise they could lead to very unsexy complications, but for the most part she has easily one of the greatest hourglass figures imaginable that has only gotten better with time. Below we see her in 2005 when she first hit the 10000cc size of her implants. She has such a great voice!



She's always on the move so be sure to catch her the next time she's near you! I'd personally love to see her devote more to her site but she's a very busty...I mean busy girl so I can't complain. Hopefully one day I'll have the pleasure of actually interviewing her but until then,
Here's to you Chelsea!